sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

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frankoceanvevo:

westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

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souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

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butttom:

drake tryna get up from the chair after nicki leaves

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edwad:

which boob is the clitoris

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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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autumnprayers:

me after the anaconda video
“Sometimes you just feel like shit. Telling yourself you feel terrific and wearing a brave smile and refusing to give in to “negative thinking” is not only inaccurate—dishonest—but it can make you feel worse. Which makes perfect sense. If you want to feel better, you need to pause and ask yourself, better than what?”
— This is How, Augusten Burroughs (via monstreux)

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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collegehumor:

What can you say about a man whose influence has been so pervasive, President Obama declared him the “voice of a generation?” Wait a second. Actually, it was Kanye who said that, about himself. Oh, right, Obama called him a jackass.

Finish the Most Kanye Picture Gallery Ever

meteor-falls:

Vileplume Through the Years

meteor-falls:

Vileplume Through the Years

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brotherbrain:

Disco Luigi by Brother Brain  
Super Mario Kart (SNES) Nintendo 1992. 

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